Watermelon felon
when a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad -ss or have bad -ss like qualities, hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
i.e (in explanation)
a watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a v-g-n-.
fake tough guy aka soon to be prison b-tch.
joey is a f-ckin watermelon felon…dude tries to play so bad -ss but isn’t impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag asap.
dude chill the h-ll out, they can see how green you are you’re not a bad-ss i won’t continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don’t want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
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