watermelon sex
when a male of the human species takes a watermelon and drills or cuts a hole in the side of a watermelon to have intercourse with such fruit.
last night i had this nice juicy watermelon that i shoved my rock hard c-ck into pushing through the depths of the pink insides. i felt it get warmer as time went on and proceeded to have an -rg-sm. upon -rg-sm i took my p-n-s out of the fruit, and cut it into, and served whipped cream watermelon for dessert when my wife came home from work. that was good watermelon s-x.
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