Watkins
to gank, pilfer, filch, or purloin
related to: mooch
priggish pr-ck watkinsed my thumb drive!
i’m gonna watkins this sh-t!
that dude is always watkinsing computers from work, i’ve seen him with at least four laptops…
1- an unnecessary 5 minute – 1 hour break.
2- a stupid action
3- anything negative
1- “i hate working with this kid. he’s taken 3 watkins in the past hour! i’m doing all the d-mn work!”
the unfortunate act of grazing a your face because you fell over with your thumbs tucked into the straps of your heavy backpack.
boy: “un-tuck your thumbs from your straps, its dangerous, you may watkin”
girl: “woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah” (bosh + scr-ping sound)
to sweep a girl off her feet, often while not even realising that’s what you’re doing.
girl a: how was your date?
girl b: it was amazing. he was lovely and enthusiastic and adorable, and he kissed me when we went for lunch
girl a: he’s totally watkinned you, hasn’t he?
girl b: swoon, he totally has…
1. a crazy girl that is so high on life that it is impossible to keep up with her!
2. tres bril and completely hot.
3. a girl that every guy is secretly in love with but is too intimidated by her awesomeness to feel like he could ever be amazing enough for her…and is usually true- therefore, she is also a heart-breaker
“so i hung out with watkins!! last night”
“no way man! she is so hot!”
“i know. she is the most amazing girl i have, or will ever meet.”
“fo sho!”
a sick welsh paedo who preys on little children like the child catcher for chitty chitty bang bang
chad: mate did you hear about jimmy savville?
kevin: yeah he’s a total watkins.
a paedophile or nonce, named after ian watkins, the singer of southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants lost prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.
that watkins that used to hang around outside the maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.
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