Watson

when you are about to c-m you cover the end of your p-n-s with your thumb to hold back your load so that when you decide to release it, it shoots out with additional force.
person a: “dude, that chick says your money shot knocked her on her -ss.”

person b: “ya man, i gave her the watson.”
“watson”; to break watt-sun

–verb (used with object)

1. to smash, break, or split into parts violently; reduce to pieces or fragments: “he watsoned his computer.”

2. to foolishly destroy or break computer software or hardware as to making the equipment completely useless forever.

3. to make into utter rubbish: “al just completed full-watsoned that guy’s laptop.”

4. to partially break: “the computer was only half-watsoned. it might be repairable.”

5. to infringe, ignore, or act contrary to a policy, a law, or common sense: “she watsoned her promise.”

6. to destroy or interrupt the regularity, uniformity, continuity, or arrangement of: “jeff just pulled a full watson.”

7. to penetrate -n-lly with the intention of causing irreparable harm: “i just watsoned his -ss, and enjoyed it.”

–verb (used without object)

8. to become inoperative or to malfunction, as through wear or damage: “the computer system watsoned this afternoon.”

9. to shatter, burst, or become broken; separate into parts or fragments, esp. suddenly and violently: “the computer watsoned in his lap.”

10. to become suddenly discontinuous or interrupted; burst abruptly: “he pushed too hard and his -n-s watsoned.”

11. to completely ruin one’s life: “i watsonned my life.”

–noun

12. an act or instance of breaking software or hardware; fracture; destroy; obliterate: “the software was just watsoned.”

13. an opening made by breaking; gap: “the watson in the monitor screen has not been repaired.”
“i’m having a really good day, i sure hope it doesn’t get watson’d this afternoon.”

“dan only half-watsoned his blackberry.”

“jeff pulled a full watson.”
a very beautiful man who always has the right thing to say. best guy in the world to make you smile and laugh, never fails to be the center of attention. smart and very down to earth. has an obsession with mary-jane and the colour green. he is perfect in every way. all girls want him.
“do you know watson?”

“oh, you mean the smart guy you can always make every one laugh?”

‘yeah, that’s my boyfriend.”

“omg, i’m seriously jealous….”
street term for the drug hydrocodone (vicodin, lortab, norco) and other painkillers. named after the hydrocodone manufacturer watson pharmaceuticals.
i popped three watsons today at school
something that is completely bullsh-t and has no truth to it and is usually used to keep out of trouble.
“do you have my phone” “no” (when the person does infact have your phone) that right there is a watson.
although this man has a very bad name, he is ridiculously hot. any girl in the right mind should hook up with him. he is the definition of eye candy.
girl 1: “you know watson right?”
girl 2: “yeah, of course. do you think i should hook up with him at the dance?”
girl 1: “yes! of course! no girl should say no to a watson”
usually -ssociated with sherlock holmes. anyone with the name watson, is very family oriented and will most likely kick your -ss if you mess with them.
person 1-“dude, did you see that guy get knocked the f-ck out?”

person 2-“awesome. he got watsoned!”

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