Wattpad

an amazing website where you share stories that you’ve written, and read and comment on other people’s works. often called ‘youtube for ebooks”. there is a shuffle b-tton if you don’t know what to read, and if you like a particular author, you can ‘become a fan’ which is basically subscribing to them.
i spent all last night reading stories on wattpad!
an amazing websites/ social networking app that showcases fanfiction, sm-t, real books( no one actually reads those ones) and has a personal messaging system so that you can flirt with all of the hot guys and girls on there. there are lots of emopeople on wattpad also lots of hot people and lots of lgbt people.
i was reading float last night on wattpad, its about this girl named beverly who can’t swim and this hot dude blake who’s a lifeguard. they probably end up getting together. omg, its totes adorbs.

—– float is a real story on wattpad, however i am not positive the names are correct—–
wattpad is a reading website where aspiring authors can post there works as well as others reading other peoples books. it is a great website where you can also meet others and discuss books on wattpad. there are many genres including romance, adventure and even short stories.

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” i like wattpad they have really cool stories”
wattpad is a life ruiner just like twitter.
where you find your fanfictions, teen fiction, vampire and wolf stories etc.
once you start reading some of the books theres no going back.
i was reading after on wattpad and it has me going crazy all they do is fight, make up, make out, then f-ck.
a website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as “big” and “blue”. it’s like all the bad parts of ffn decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the internet because the “authors” write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.

one could -ssume that most of the “authors” are american-born, only speak english, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the “1” key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)
person 1: “what is wattpad?”
person 2: “worse than fan fiction dot net, that’s for sure.”
a website with thousands of stories written by amateur writers who wish they were half-decent. they actually couldn’t write to save their lives, but instead delude themselves into thinking that they’re pretty good.
the majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can’t find a better place to post their works.
random girl: omg! did you hear that blah updated his story, blahblahblah?
me: i honestly don’t care.
random girl: you’re just upset that you can’t write like that.
me: trust me, woman. a first-grader can write better than those people.

random girl reading story on wattpad: oh no! i wonder what’s going to happen to him!
me: tell me the t-tle.
random girl: i’m crushing on my hot step-brother! the girl just found her step-brother making out with some sl-t!
me: the step-brother will notice her, push the sl-t away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
random girl: i bet you that doesn’t happen, jerk!
twenty minutes later…
“yes! he admitted his love for her!”