wax your beagle
the act of waxing your beagle dates back to the renessaince when men would dip there genitals into a crude tar to a boil. the often painful process was the first recorded attempts of removing one’s pubic hair. any shaving or waxing of the genitals is known as “waxing your beagle”. the term beagle was given specifically to a males member by french aristocrats and was found in recordings dating as far back as 1476.
first date:
guy: “so do you wax your beagles or keep it natural.”
girl: “do what?”
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