waxaholic
one who is obsessed with cleaning out the ears until they can finally get a tasty result of dislodging a large chunk of earwax and staring at it for a minute or two.
husband: honey, i think i need to use the earwax softener again. i only got a little chunk earlier out today.
wife: you’ve become such a waxaholic. if you get some more out i want to see it.
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