Waxer

a “waxer” is that metros-xual pretty boy who is so into personal grooming that he has his eyebrows waxed. it is used by manly men as an insult toward those metros-xual narcissists who think they are masculine yet get their eyebrows waxed like a lady. it is equivalent to calling someone a “loser” or “hoser”. can also be used to refer to pretty boys who pluck their eyebrows, although they can also be called “pluckers” which is an equally humiliating insult.
woman: -perks up- wow! look how pretty that guy is!

manly man: he’s a waxer!

waxer: -noticing others glancing his way, thinks to himself…
“i’m so d-mn hot and that manly man over there is probably jealous of his lady eyeballin’ my wicked good looks!”-
in newcastle charver language waxer means very good.
‘here wor kid that new borghoos is a waxer’
noun: a guy who tries too hard to be cool. commonly found in a frathouse. waxers often wear expensive trendy clothes and say bro alot.
sam: chad is coming to the party tonight.
mike: who invited that waxer? he can’t come for sure.
a term used to insult someone without actually swearing at them. this word can have a mult-tude of meanings depending in the context used.
look at that waxer. you waxer. the person who added this word is such a waxer.

this word works well when shouted out loudly at someone across the street.
i.e.

waxer!!!
a motorcycle owner who would rather wax his bike than ride it. it’s a derogatory term because the behavior of waxing instead of riding implies that the rider is not experienced at riding the motorcycle.
wait, he’s only put 500 miles on the bike? he’s owned it for 2 years! g-dd-mn waxer.