waxident
when someone goes into a salon to have something waxed and doesn’t get what they expected.
someone has an embarr-ssing waxident when they ask for a bikini wax, and then realize too late that the waxer has started to do a brazilian.
what happens when you leave your surfboard in the car on a sunny day making all of the wax drip to one side into a big glob, thus ruining the perfect b-mps your took months to establish and making your board stick to the inside of the boardbag.
scr-pe that schmeg job off your board, you’ve had some kind of waxident!
when you make a mistake in the workplace and get your -ss waxed by the boss. you’ve had a waxident.
my deadline was tuesday at 5pm. i missed my deadline by 2 days. my boss called me in to let me have it. i’ve experienced a waxident.
an adverse reaction to a wax job to remove unwanted hair from the body. results in unattractive and repelling red pimply spots.
i cant show you my p-ssy, ive had a waxident.
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