Waxing the bed


the act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. the hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
“dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. i spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed.”

or

“what are you doing?”
“i’m waxing the bed. my cat decided to lay in it when i was gone, and sheds a lot.

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