Way of the Warrior
an ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3do. way of the warrior was a 2d fighting game developed by naughty dog (yes, the same people that made crash bandicoot). this game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in mortal kombat). the game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. the game involved some hilarious mk parody characters such as; konotori (a parody of kung lao and kitana), crimson glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on sonya), major gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), shaky jake (a drunk aussie who breaths fire), fox (a complete parody of jax, a tall black guy with sais), nikki chan (?), the dragon (hahaha, a bruce lee ripoff), n-bunage (a kendo warrior), the ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), kull the despoiler (a giant skeleton), high abbott (a dragon), and gulab jamun (gulab jamun is an indian dessert, the game gulab is an evil swami). the game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
player1: oh sh-t, you fried me with shaky jake!
player2: eat that, sucka!
an ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3do. way of the warrior was a 2d fighting game developed by naughty dog (yes, the same people that made crash bandicoot). this game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphics they used in mortal kombat). the game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. the game involved some hilarious mk parody characters such as; konotori (a parody of kung lao and kitana), crimson glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on sonya), major gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), shaky jake (a drunk aussie who breaths fire), fox (a complete parody of jax, a tall black guy with sais), nikki chan (?), the dragon (hahaha, a bruce lee ripoff), n-bunaga (a kendo warrior), the ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), kull the despoiler (a giant skeleton), high abbott (a dragon), and gulab jamun (gulab jamun is an indian dessert, the game gulab is an evil swami). the game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
shaky jake breathes fire, burning crimson glory
shaky jake: time for a barbie.
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