Waylaid
could be used as a replacement for “yeah same” or “true”.
matt: “yo lindsay lohan really let herself go…….”
joe: “haha i know. waylaid.”
or
beth:”omg i studied for that test all night and i still failed.”
nicole:”waylaid.”
among other definitions, getting waylaid describes the last minute s-xual event that causes you to be late.
on your way out the door, your partner approaches you s-xually and you get laid.
boss: “steve why are you 3 minutes late? what’s your excuse this time?”
steve: “sorry boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. can’t turn that down!”
boss: “quickie s-x with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my sh-t errands and kissing my -ss. you’re fired”
had great s-x.
dude sorry i am late for breakfast, but i got waylaid last night.
getting pregnant subsequent to having heteros-xual intercourse.
“she got waylaid last night just so she could take maternity leave in a few months.”
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