Waylan
1) a person (typically a male that plays piano) who is in deep denial that there should be a lower-case ‘d’ at the end of their name.
2) a person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they -ssumed that there would be an definithing.com definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).
3) a person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named booger.
1)
person 1: “that’s wayland!”
person 2: “i thought his name was waylan.”
person 1: “there should be a d in there somewhere…”
2)
a wild waylan appears: “waylan isn’t in urban dictionary.”
person 1: “did you search wayland?”
3)
“that darn waylan– he plays piano and named his hamster booger. he’s also away from facebook right now, eating something called ‘fried cheese.'”
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