wayne

in german, the word sounds like the pr-noun “wen”. often used to express a lack of interest.
“wayne interessierts?” (who cares?)
wayne is a loving husband, friend and father. he is generous, handsome and a great kisser. loves to play and keep things fresh and fun. he loves his family and life. wayne is full of surprises and keeps you on your toes. he is a great fisherman and loves the outdoors.
without wayne in my life i’d be lost.
wayne the love of my life!
best known for his amazing heart and large c-ck. he is a great lover and partner. he is fire in bed. he is powerful in every way possible. he listens and treats his women like princesses.
a guy who’s amazing at giving women head. a true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

he is very charming and can be a great family man. girls feel protected when they are with him. he is comp-ssionate and committed to anything and everything.he can be a s-xual predator at times but afterwards you will always want more of that wayner.
wayne, wayner
the most incredible man you will ever meet a loyal sweet guy usually tall and lanky. loves star wars and xbox. the cute nerdy guy next door that always steals your heart and treats you the best in the end.
wayne is so awesome.
the act of getting so f-cking high from marijuana you’re barely able to function and your voice gets low and raspy such as the permanent state of the well known rapper lil wayne. originated a the university of alabama.
oh my god i’m so wayne right now!

i want to get so wayne tonight!

dude i’ve got so much weed we’re getting wayne off our -ss tonight!
a male, commonly mistaken as being black when in reality is most likely asian. he is still a beast at basketball though. he has a good sense of style, and smells like heaven. his music ranges from alternative to indie rock, and he loves romantic comedies. he is ridiculously cute, attractive, swole, intelligent, and cool, yet he refuses to take any such compliments. he believes he’s a hopeless romantic, but he’s still in school. what he doesn’t realize is that when he gets out into the world, he will be turning girls away in the m-sses. wayne is not one to be blown off or forgotten. he is good with words, and knows how to appreciate sentimental moments, despite the fact that he isn’t as ghetto as he would like to be. he knows all the words to she will be loved by maroon 5, and if played, he can most likely be caught singing to it.

whoever he asks
– on a date
– to prom
– to marry him
will be the luckiest girl on earth.

do not break his heart.
1)

girl: i’m going to the movies with wayne.

mom: is wayne black?

girl: no mom. he’s actually asian..

mom: oh. okay. i guess that’s alright.

2)

girl 1: wayne smelled uhmazing today.

girl 2: did you hug him?

girl 1: no i could still smell him though.

3)

wayne: i can’t give you that. no one can..

girl: stop quoting 500 days of summer!!!

4)

girl: boiiii you swole!!

wayne: i am not swole! >:(

girl: yeaa you be so jacked.

wayne: haha. but forrl. you’re probably stronger than me.

5)

girl 1: you know wayne?

girl 2: yeah.. -smirks at the thought of knowing him
an upper-middle-cl-ss northern new jersey town of about 55,000 in p-ssaic county about 20 miles outside of new york city.
lacking in any sort of downtown so “club preakness” (preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
full of jews, asians, and endless catholics who forget that protestants exist.
“only wayne would have a hebrew ymca.”

“i can’t wait to get the f-ck out of wayne.”

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