Wayne Chain
the wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.
these are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. they are sometimes worn as badges–proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got sh-tfaced in a public location the night before.
named after the wristbands issued at wayne’s inn, puyallup, washington.
amber, take off your freakin wayne chain. it’s sunday!!!!
or
i was at work on sat-rday for over an hour before i remembered to take my wayne chain off.
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