weaf


when food is just about to go stale, but still eatable.
d-mn, these chips are weaf.
a high pitched noise that is emitted from excess air in the p-n-s
ed weafed in megan’s face after recieving a bl-w j-b.
an idiot/fool who generally talks a lot of rubbish (chats wet).

weaf’s are also usually bait

also see: d-ckhead
1 – person a says: sorry i can’t come out tonight, going to have a bath and do weights.
person b says: your such a f-cking weaf.

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