Weak Apples
a phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. parallel to the phrase “sh-t’s weak” made popular by the movie grandma’s boy.
actor 1:
dude i hear susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.
actor 2:
weak apples.
actor 1:
yeah, i had big plans for me and her.
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