Weak-Jizz
a lameness that is only hinted at when one displays a lack of smoothness/thinking/tact.
ex 1 brian: ah sh-t i forgot my wallet.
aaron: weak-j-zz bro
ex 2 joseph: man, that new jessica simpson song is off the chain.
harry: that’s weak-j-zz joe.
ex 3 tavo: i’m gettin back with my girl.
brad: that my friend, is weak-j-zz
when you have already rubbed out three loads in an hour or so, the fourth one is weak j-zz.
weak-j-zz came out the fourth time i pulled my carrot.
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