weapon of mass consumption
(n.) a phrase coined on epic meal time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be cl-ssified as a weapon.
“dude! is that a tank made out of meat?”
“yeah! it’s a weapon of m-ss consumption. want some?”
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