weapons of mass destruction
a general term used to describe nonexistant items. similiar to the unicorn, tooth fairy, loch ness monster or contents of al capone’s vault.
iraq has many weapons of m-ss destruction.
the excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.
we have sufficient proof that iraq has weapons of m-ss destruction – like that rock, for inctance…see how it just sits there, watching, waiting…and them bang! zoom! right in the kisser…i will not wait for that to happen. i must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once…so as to free iraq.
something found in america but not iraq. oh wait, no, i stand corrected. we found an old wwii rifle and some ‘incriminating pesticides’. definately weapons of m-ss destruction…
bush claims that iraq has weapons of m-ss destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. north korea admits to having them, but we don’t care…because they don’t have oil.
the u.s. has plenty of them, and they used them without remorse in the past.
anyone remember hiroshima, nagasaki, and vietnam? all were devastated by america’s use of weapons of m-ss destruction. for instance, nuclear bombs on hiroshima and nagasaki, and agent orange on vietnam.
any of multiple substances which can not be found in iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.
“it isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
…george w. bush
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