wear your boobs
when you aren’t quite sure what to wear out on a date, or out with your friends, or to your next big event…so you work what you have and wear a really low cut top or something with lots of cleavage to distract men from what you’re wearing.
“omg, karen…what the h-ll am i going to wear to the bar on friday?”
“screw it. it’s hot out. wear your b–bs.”
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