Wearing the number 2 headband


reference to afro-samurai, the popular anime starring samuel l. jackson (voice) as the t-tle character.

in a futuristic yet feudal j-pan, it is said that the one who wields the number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. the only way to obtain the number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. however, only the number 2 can challenge the number 1, while anyone can challenge the number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the number 2 headband.

this is used when it seems like everyone has a bone to pick with you in a given day
dude, my girlfriends p-ssed at me, my roommate’s on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice — i must be wearing the number 2 headband

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