Weasel in my meatsafe


a weasel in my meatsafe is an autobiographical book by one man and his dog presenter phil drabble.

a weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
mich-lle – “you’re looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. what’s the deal?”

zoe – “well, i had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!”

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