Weaseler
weaseler is a term given to someone who invites or invited themselves to a private event. this person or peoples do not understand that the organisers do not want them there. the weaseler, otherwise know as a weasel, may invite other parties to the event performing the ultimate ‘weasel’.
such circ-mstances can be avoided by not making the event public (e.g. on facebook or twitter) and avoiding talking about the event around a potential weaseler.
weaselers can be identified by the lack of social life, obsession with one or more of the parties and an overall interest of the event.
a weaseler can be identified by their hand gesture. the back of the hand is placed under the chin with the fingers facing outwards. the weaseler then moves the fingers in a waving motion such as tentacles flailing from the body of an octopus.
circ-mstance 1.
boy 1: hey man want to come to the shopping mall?
boy 2: yeah man, fo sho, what time?
boy 1: how about 2?
creep/weasler: hey guys, what time is it again? and where are we meeting?
boy 1: no creep. you can’t come. you are such a weaseler.
circ-mstance 2.
girl 1: i had a party last weekend and that creep just showed up.
girl 2: really? what a weaseler.
girl 1: i know. he is such a grish.
girl 2: one time i was on a double date and he invited himself and a girl. he performed the ultimate weasel.
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