Weather Channel
weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they’re already in your bed:
step 1: once in bed, turn on the weather channel.
step 2: roll over and fall asleep without warning.
step 3: if asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) “i barely remember it!” or b) “i was just so tired!” then quickly changing the subject.
girl-“i can’t believe you turned on the weather channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!”
josh-“did i? wow that’s crazy, i barely remember it. do you think i should shave my beard?”
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