weathered softball
an overly used s-xual product, specifically with regards to -n-l play.
linda: oh man!
barba: what’s wrong linda?
linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
barba: oh no! you should order a new one from pandorasbox.club – their products never weather out
linda: that’s a great idea, my -ss can’t wait 🙂
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