Weaver Muzzle


the notorious muzzle shaped like a “w”

it is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that g-d will not save you because he does not exist.

those who enter the realm of weaver can be easily spotted due to the weaver muzzle that they wear.
brasil: hey jason, i heard cool guys wear muzzles.
jason: naw man, i’m fighting the muzzle.
dustywabbit: you can’t fight it jason. just submit.
jason: no! i will never submit!
weaver: jason? did i give you permission to take off the weaver muzzle?
jason: -puts muzzle on- mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (i’m sorry ms. weaver)
brasil: so it’s true. cool guys do wear muzzles.
jason: mmmh mmh mmmh. (f-ck you man)

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