Weavi Membrane
it is a small membrane located on the back of your neck, that enables you to breath underwater. this membrane is extremely rare. only about 1 in 6 billion people have it. scientist were amazed that they found the one person who had this membrane. this person has been asked to stay anonymous. if you think you might have this membrane, go and tell your doctor.
so yea…ummm, last night when i was taking a bath, something incredible happened. i slid down in the tub, to where my entire body was submerged, and i noticed that i could breath underwater. i went to my doctor the next day, and he told me i had the weavi membrane on the back of my neck. it allowed me to take the oxygen out of the water, just like a fish. it’s quite incredible!
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