web-assing
hunting down girls on facebook, mysp-ce, friendster etc. sometimes can come with a stalking charge. please no one over 35 attempt to web-ss.
“what you been up to?”
“just web–ssing on mysp-ce. i’m talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from lord of the rings!”
“that was a dude.”
“oh…well f-ck you she’s still hot.”
doing homework on web-ss(web-ssign) and murkin’ dat sh-t
yo i’d love to come to the club tonight but i’m web-ssing with julia and were gonna murk dat sh-t n-gg-.
doing sh-t on web-ssign (as above) but keep on typing in web-ssing to find (web-ssign) because it feels like sh-t to do and have -ss on tha mind
got sh-t to do, f-cking web-ssing this hoe right now
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- Magwa
a person you refer to when making a matter of fact statement with emphasis on the subject; can be used as a derogatory term. it’s called heated seats, magwa. quit steppin’ on my j’s, magwa. pft, magwa please. plural: look at all these magwas rockin’ their goose jackets around school.
- webbleu
the real and only term to use when describing the ‘www’ opening of many urls. the location to visit is ‘webbleu’ dot urban dictionary dot com
- MAGUNGOGUNGO
booty call; s-x; get your freak on; give it to me daddy! the magungogungo therapist suggested using magungogungo toys during foreplay and said, “just make sure your strap-on is bigger than hers!”
- pride spiraling
pride spiraling is the opposite of shame spiraling. it is the exponential growth of one’s ego. the sense of pride increases until the the p-n-s shrinks into a black hole…until there is nothing left. brad was pride spiraling so hard last night
- pretendetarian
a derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, “pescetarians”, “semi-vegetarians” or “pollotarians”. a poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian. see also: faketarians that mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she’s a total pretendetarian!