webassign
definitely the most evil homework -ssignment service ever, web-ssign lets teachers -ssign homework on the internet where you only have a few tries to get the question right (usually 2-3), and the little red “wrong” x’s stare you in the face, taunting you all while yelling, “haha, you suck!” quite possibly the most infernal thing ever to exist on the internet.
1. “web-ssign is the devil.”
2. “the little red x’s eat your soul.”
3. “web-ssign ruined the internet.”
4. “web-ssign is the reason i loathe north carolina state university.”
5. “web-ssign can suck it.”
6. “web-ssign is worse than tubgirl.”
web-ssign is the sp-wn of satan. it was created by north carolina state university to torment its students and give them more stress while in their college years. it is a plague, spreading as it is sold to other universities. the service is always crashing when students need to finish an -ssignment and it wastes countless hours of a students study time. in general, web-ssign simply sucks the life out of anyone.
bob: hey, have you finished the web-ssign homeowrk?
bill: i did, but the d-mn website went down while i was finishing my homework!
bob: dang, that happened to me too last week!
h-ll on internet earth. this -ssignment will slowly drain you of all sanity until you are reduced to a tiny fetal ball rocking back and forth in a little padded cell repeating over and over “oh no oh no oh no little red x please don’t show up, please don’t kill me!”
joe: “what happened to susan?”
kate: -glancing down sadly- “she was taken away, web-ssign got to her”
joe: “curse you web-ssign!”
the most idiotic homework website ever made. the only things i have gained by using it are a deeper understanding of my inner psychopath and a blood l-st for whoever is responsible for creating it.
i just wasted 6 hours of my life doing 5 web-ssign -ssignments. i now want to go drive my car off a cliff, unfortunately indiana is too flat.
web-ssign is a homework website where you enter your answer and you will either get a green check for correct or a red x for wrong. the site has gained infamy from its users for being incredibly frustrating and making them go crazy.
bob: “i was up doing web-ssign and i just could not solve problem 17.”
john: “i am stuck on that problem too. i cannot get those red x’s out of my head. they are haunting me. i cannot f-cking stand it anymore. ahhhhhhhhhh!”
-john pulls out gun and commits suicide.-
bob: “f-ck you web-ssign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
-bob takes john’s gun and commits suicide.-
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