webchondriac
a person who presents to the hospital or other healthcare provider for treatment of their perceived symptoms, based on the illnesses and symptoms they have read about on the internet.
he needs to have his internet disconnected, he is becoming such a webchondriac
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a very flabby belly such that when you bend over the flab folds show distinctive cellulite under the skin. that chick may have a hot face, but d-mn, look at the weenus belly she sports.
- wenis envy
feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else’s. the area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people. i want her wenis. i have wenis envy.
- West Lib Water slide
the act of covering your naked partner in b-tter and sliding them down a park bench “hey baby, let’s go to the park for a west lib water slide”.
- West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk
when a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their p-n-ses in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a circle jerk dude, i just came from a west virginia wild turkey jerk! it was great!
- Wikignosis
a wikignosis is a diagnosis of a medical condition made with the -ssistance of wikipedia. e.g. “people have always commented on the corpse-like temperature of my hands. i was finally able to make a wikignosis after i read this (see results of wikipediasearch). screw you, medicare!”