Websense

the source of all evil. a program that blocks out all “inappropriate” material. usually used by schools to block everything and to torcher students into insanity.
your want to go to stickdeath.com but websense blocks it.
basically a bunch of nonsense.

websense is software that messes with your internet connection in that if you try to go to a certain page in the internet, it goes through the administrator and websense first, and if websense has it on its little blacklist for any particular reason, you will not be allowed to view the site. this is called proxy.

seems innocent enough at first, but that it is before you realize its ultra-sensitivity. websense is critical of what you view. you’re not allowed to view image searches in google for example (you can in yahoo), which is completely harmless (depending on what you’re searching for.) anything with any sort of ties to recreational activities is shot down immediately. for example, any website under web hosting (angelfire and tripod are examples that host webpages), is blocked regardless of its content, but because of the category “web-hosting.”

all in all, websense is n-z- software/software that is too tough on restrictions.

-byp-ssing websense…-
there are some websites that help with proxy-avoidance (another filtered category for the most part.) but the easiest thing to do is to go to a webpage translation service, such as worldlingo. set your languages, and you’re done. i don’t believe that you can send data while using worldlingo however, i e you can’t login to any sort of account.
-enter the world of pseudo-hackerz-

hacker 1: i can’t go to gamespot.com!!!
hacker 2: i hate websense! i’m going to delete it from my computer.

-hacker 2 attempts and realizes that he cannot manually delete websense software. he then attempts to use command prompt and tries to get into the administrator’s account. attempts prove futile.

hacker 2: i’m an elite hacker! i cannot be stopped by a machine! i will hack the world!!!!!
hacker 1: yeah let’s go kill the admins!!!

khaotic: why don’t you try the backsp-ce login…?
the most f-cking hateful thing in the entire world. there is nothing worse than websense. nothing! i don’t care if it’s f-cking your mom, f-cking a c-ckroach, or eating the sh-t of the monkey you just f-cked! nothing! f-cking administrators are out to make everyone’s lives a living h-ll. who in all of h-ll thinks npr.org, the motha f-cking npr, national public f-cking radio, is a website that should be categorized under “not allowed”?!?!?!? f-ck the administrators, f-ck the people who make this sh-t, and f-ck websense! websense is the f-cking bane of the world. if the devil himself were to sh-t on schools and lan networks everywhere, it would come out as websense. f-ck.
felix: let’s go listen to some streaming npr!
cat: sure, let me bring up npr.org.
felix: what the h-ll is that?!?
cat: oh my f-cking god, oh my f-cking god!!!
felix: oh sh-t, oh sh-t, oh sh-t!!!! what in all h-ll?!?
cat: this is sh-t man.
felix: f-ck websense!!! i’ll bring down the entire f-cking system if i have to. f-ck this!!! i’m tearing this sh-t down!!!
a stupid filter system that my school uses. if a site that i need to use is on a free web sp-ce it won’t let me use it. if a site i need to use for info has games on it it won’t let me through. piece of cr-p!
hey websense, i’m not going to angelfire to update my site! i’m here to research! don’t be such an -ss!
the sh-ttiest piece of sh-t censor software known to man. schools, colleges, and other places where you can access the internet often use this cr-p to block “inappropriate” sites and content. the main problem is that it also blocks a lot of sites that no sane person would deem to be inappropriate. f-ck websense! everyone who works for websense is a c-cksucking douchebag, and they also enjoy eating sh-t.
dammit! websense blocked me from going to kottonmouth kings’ website because it is categorized as a “marijuana” website.
a piece of sh-t that schools use to block so-called “inappropriate” sites. it even blocks some sites that aren’t inappropriate for no reason. it is what we like to call “extreme idiotic censorship”
stupid websense! i cant even use google image search at my school?
websense is a sh-t webfilter company that is easily byp-ssed with a proxy server
like shadowaccess.

commonly used at work, school, or the library.
“mysp-ce is blocked by websense!1!11”

“try shadowaccess.com.”

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