Webster Hills UMC
a place run by politics and greed, where the kids are friendly (if they like you…) and should burst into flames everytime they walk into the church…
youth 1: hey ho!
youth 2: i’m not a prost-tute… unlike your face!
youth 1: your mom’s face!!!
youth 3: … -whispers under breath- your mom’s face last night
-walks into webster hills umc’s doors-
–bursts into flames–
—d-mned to h-ll—
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do i really have to give 10% to the church?? i wanted to go on that carribean cruise next week…. and the ship’s fuel is baby kitten blood
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