Wed Locked
when you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
you no longer have s-xual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have s-x with someone else. you are wed locked.
under the marital status box check one of the following:
single
married
divorced
wed locked
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