wedding atheist
a man (or woman) who although happy to have a long-term relationship, has absolutely no interest or belief in marriage.
girlfriend: it’s been 10 years now, can we talk about our marriage already?
boyfriend: oh sh-t didn’t i tell you? i’m a wedding atheist
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