Wedding Cake Surprise
the act of creating an impression of a p-n-s in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
dude, while dave was giving his best mans speech i totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
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a teeny tiny hair under the nostrils. seen on adolf hitler. who is by the way, still alive, living in cuba along with tupac and biggie. n-z- 1: ” ooogash bileegin yencen!” hitler: ” blashhg” n-z- 1: ” you have a wee bit stash” hitler: ” tru dat n-gg-“
- Eyepatch Discount
an eyepatch discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an eyepatch discount involves only computer software. stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your eyepatch discount. since the official name for the act is piracy, […]
- Penassed
when a guy is h-tting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his p-n-s to be up against her -ss. vag-ssed: female version that guy was so close to me that i was totally pen-ssed.
- Penis-2
a derogatory nickname for the ps2 console. look at that little b-ttboy with his p-n-s-2. what’s his name? oh yeah, sony roolz.
- penis corral
a woman’s v-g-n- that has become so large that it could contain more than one p-n-s at once. friend: so, how was last night? you enjoy yourself?” you: “not so much. she had a p-n-s corral so large i heard echos from thrusting.”