wedding cock
refers to the extremely hard c-ck a man has on his wedding night. similar to the blue vein throbber.
-wow i left a bottle of water in the freezer last night and now its froze stiffer than a wedding c-ck.
alternatively it could be used as-
“oooh- baby these v–gr-s have me hard as a wedding c-ck!”
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