Wedding noose


another word for wedding ring. showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

indicated that you are in something that you can’t get out of, and is killing you.
man, i met the hottest chick last night! if it weren’t for this d-mn wedding noose, i’d have f-cked her sideways!!

kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but i -ss blasted her last night like the sl-t she always was!

kellie’s husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from f-cking every guy at the bar! what an idiot!

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