wedge word
a word that is formed when a woman is wearing pants with writing across the rear and the pants get wedged into her -ss crack creating an entirely different word due to the inability to see letters that are concealed by said -ss crack. generally this occurs when the pants are a bit too loose.
gerald: what’s so funny, jack?
jack: that big–ssed girl, jennie, has been walking around with the word “lonk” on her -ss.
gerald: what the h-ll is lonk?
jack: all morning i’d been trying to figure that out. then she farted and her pants inflated and then i could see it read “love pink.”
gerald: oh, lonk is a wedge word.
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