Wedi-quette
a persons/couples/dates/parents wedding etiquette.
good wedi-quette
being considerate of guests.
sending stamps with rsvp envelopes.
top shelf open bar
sushi stand for c-cktail hour
bad:
inviting someone to a wedding single.
having a wedding 500 miles away.
having a cash bar.
having ugly female guests.
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