wednesday

the day after tuesday and before thursday
what day is tomorrow?

wednesday
verb: the act of smoking marijuana before school (often on a late start) at the house of the local burnout. the process usually involves eating large quat-ties of junk food and smoking a sh-t-ton of weed.
example 1

ryan: yo, we’re gonna wednesday at dumb-ss’s house, you in?

noah: h-ll yeah, i just bought an eighth.

ryan: d-mn straight, this wednesday sesh is goin downnn.

example 2

francisco: yo, you gonna make it to the sesh before school this wednesday?

darrien: nah man, i can’t, i have sh-t to do before school. let’s wednesday next week.
the day of the week when everything happens.
only on wednesday…
discretely used to describe a s-xual activity that suggests humping without using the actual word. wednesdays have long been known by workers as hump day.
two male office workers were chatting when an attractive woman walked by. one turned to the other and said ‘man, i’d like to wednesday that.’
the best day of the week to f-ck!
olivia- hey what are you doing tonight?

kelsey- idk what day is it?

olivia- its wednesday

kelsey- ooooohhhh girl you know what im doing tonight 😉
often known in the christian religion as sunday’s understudy. a generally normal day. often called hump day, because of it’s location in the middle of the week, and by the time wednesday is done, the week is on a down hill roll.
wednesday’s aren’t so bad, they are just to much in the middle of things.
wednesday is hump day!

wednesday is a day that comes after tuesday and before thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
sarah: -tuesday- hey what day is it tomorrow?
alice: its wednesday tomorrow.

matt: -tuesday- dude, i cant wait for sat-rday, its going to be so hype!
jerry: no we can’t get excited over this until after hump day.

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