Wee-pooh
is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. this usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. no real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like ‘asifs’ takeaway.
sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can’t be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a p-ss. you’re having a wee-pooh. you have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.
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