Weed Genius


someone who, after years of excessive use of marijuana, has begun to believe that they are intellectually enlightened and superior to the average person, based on nothing more than their ‘opened mind.’
“dude, did you hear what the weed genius was trying to do?”

“naw mang, what?”

“he was trying to use 12 hard drive magnets, a plastic fan, a screwdriver, and some copper wire, to single handedly end the world’s energy crisis.”

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    when you have run out of marijuana. you are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed. “f-ck, i’ve been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever i’m f-cking tired.”

  • Weedouflage E.

    in gardening, a genus for foliage used to adorn cannabis cultivation. these lush varieties of wild mint and italian tomato are weedouflage e.

  • weewer

    another word for weewee or weiner meaning p-n-s i saw this guys weewer the other day man was that gross

  • Weeznov

    the act of p–ping, peeing, farting, coughing, burbing, and sneezing all at once. “the boy can weeznov.”

  • Wegligence

    wealthy negligence; negligence resulting from money, comfort, or status. 1) the heiress is accused of wegligence in raising her two young sons. 2) the nanny was disgusted by her children’s wegligent parents.


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