Weed Monkey

person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.
weed monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
john: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!
the person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. sometimes it is the last person who says the words “weed monkey” after the initial hit.
me: -takes a hit- weed monkey!!!
doyle: weed monkey!!!
rick: wee…. for f-ck sakes. -cleans stale smoke and coughs-
this term is used in some parts of rural appalachia to refer to a woman with whom a married man is having clandestine s-xual liaisons.
i once asked my west virginia native mother “why ‘weed monkey’?” to which my mother replied, “because they do it in the weeds and he cain’t bring her in the house, out of respect for his wife.”
did you know he has a weed monkey that he sees every wednsday night on his way home from work?
an old car or truck used to haul or supply moonshine
corin: did you see that weedmonkey compact

penny: at least it’s not a d-mn chevy. own 1, it gives me the fl-ster f-ck every day just to keep it on the road.

corin: you need a weedmonkey to curb that headach

penny: wtf for, i don’t even drink-lol
a person with bad credit.
a dirty person.
person in debt
this trailer trash weedmonkey is trying to buy a car and he has no credit.
a gril freind you just hangout with have s-x with in the bushes and party all the time.
just a freind not the one you will call your wife one day.
a person who has no money.
look at that weedmonkey, he probably can’t buy a pack of gum

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