Weed Only Friend
the type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won’t be present.
you: dude want to hang out this sat-rday?
weed only friend: yeah i don’t have plans man, you got any weed?
you: no and my mom is going to be home.
weed only friend: oh sh-t, i just remembered i have a doctor’s appointment that night.
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