Weed Wish
when it is 4:20 (am or pm) and you don’t have any weed to blaze, the closest thing would be to set a dandelion (common lawn weed) on fire. dandelions are used for wishing. therefore, a wish should be made at 4:20. these are generally more effective than 11:11 wishes, because marijuana actually has direct effects on people.
person 1: it’s 4:20, blaze it
person 2: time to make a weed wish!
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