weedonomics
you know the whole “where’s ma money?” thing? ya, that’s what i’m talking about. when them little b-tches fool ya and then you don’t got the heart (or posse) to bring them down? these rat b-st-rds fool you through the cunning art of weedonomics.
weedonomics are the financial operations that occur when people start trying to find the best solution for weed. this includes many people trying to get at you as “friends” and then putting you in situations where you feel like it’s wrong to tell them no.
the main types of people who involve weedonomics in the financial operations of weed are the ones who only talk about who you should trust and who you shouldn’t, regardless of whether you know the “enemy’s” business or not. they are parasites but they are also mostly any stoner you see. in many cases you may end up losing a lot of money to a stoner who tells you “trust me” and won’t let you find a way to squirm out of the awkward “no!” and then keeps telling you they’ll pay you back later.
weedonomics is the main reason for pot being so expensive. this is one of the few cases where you can’t blame the government and professional types for scr-w-ng things up, and thus no true boundaries exist for the prices of weed and pieces.
one day, in a chat:
rus:”yo lyle, you got any bud?”
ly:”ya dude, just hit me up tomorrow.”
rus:”kk will do.”
(in another chat)
mur:”yo i have an investment for you, dude.”
rus:”shoot.”
mur:”steve’s selling his bong.”
rus:”i’ll think about it… i’ve already got a bubbler i just made n i’m buying from lyle tomorrow.”
mur:”don’t buy from him. he ripped off my friend for half an ounce, and bubblers start to melt after awhile.”
rus:”i dunno, he makes things simple.”
mur:”don’t buy from him, steve picks up mad good stuff, trust me.”
rus:”i’ll think about it…”
(meanwhile)
meg:”so how goes the buying?”
rus:”i was gonna buy from lyle, but murry’s got me wrapped up in a game of weedonomics so i’ll have to figure it out tomorrow. i mean, we only have 40$ between us… not that much…”
(alternate scenario)
ly:”yo dude you need some pot?”
rus:”nah i’m good.”
ly:”ok peace.”
see how simple that was? jesus christ…
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