Weehawken


a small town where half the people don’t even go to weehawken highschool, and the rest who do; get in eachothers face 24/7.

-everyone says they want to get out of this town but end up comming back.
-99.7% hispanic people live here.
-the other .3% white people need to stick together.
-most people have been an anchor on kwn.
-people chant “h-a-w-ken – hawken!” during a football or basketball game.
-students have been woken up by mr. fitz banging his ruler on the desk.
-half the school gets sense every day.
-residents take the nyc skyline view for granted.
-people think the colors “red, white, and black” simply go together, no questions asked.
-the only reason we attended high school everyday is to find out who’s fighting in the halls today.
-people have been involved in a snowball fight infront of the school and get in trouble with mr.o or dr.o
-students think mr. panepinto has been pregnant for way too long now.
-students know the true meaning of “the boiler room”.
weehawken isn’t just the town next to hoboken or across from new york. it’s home.
small sh-thole where everyone wants to fight each other. full of wanna-be gangsters. “our” football team sucks.
kearny kid1: yo come fight me

weehawken kid 1: no man, i come from a town where we can’t fight for sh-t.
manhattan’s best kept, cheap, secret.
my rent is so cheap and i basically live in the city, but i’m in weehawken.

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