weekend

the end of the work week, most commonly friday (immediately after work) until sunday night. sunday night is the end of the weekend because you have to attempt to fall asleep feeling very depressed, due to another work week ahead.

as the highly antic-p-ted weekend approaches, work efficiency declines. by friday afternoon, the only work you are doing is planning on which drugs, alcohol, or other activities you will be doing immediately after work.
most weekends are usually spent completely high on s-x, drugs, and alcohol, in order to forget about your personal problems and the past 5 days of h-ll at work. by the time you come down off your drugs, or finish your activities, the weekend is over and you are left feeling depressed and alone on a sunday night.
tz: man, i haven’t done a thing all day. all i can think about is this upcoming weekend!
random lame coworker: dude, its 9:15 monday morning.. you’ve got a long way to go!
the time in which one can enjoy theirself, and maybe have a drink or two.
i’m going to get soooo wasted on the weekend !
a time, according to my teachers, to get caught up on homework.
if my teachers actually thought that weekends were a time to relax, why would they give me so much homework!?
period from thursday afternoon to monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.
random co-worker: what are you doing this weekend?

billy: nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): i’m going to get drunk off of bacardi and vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend’s best friend. i’ll come in on monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into sp-ce for several hours while listening to jethro tull. after that i’ll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.
two days in the week where most people are free to do what they please, from work, school, what have you.
yeahh!! it’s the weekends! i’m going to jack off and eat for two days straight!
to do lay around and do nothing for 2 days
what you gonna do this weekend?

absolutely, nothing.
french word, meaning “end of the week”. cynics may say that looks like a word from another language, meaning a very similar thing, but it’s not.
je vais bientôt partir en week-end.