weekend fucker
noun.
a person who ruins weekends. namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.
frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
i had to go in on a sat-rday because that new guy didn’t finish the paperwork on time! weekend f-cker.
those weekend f-ckers waited until sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due monday afternoon.
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